Bunk reaches 29 lbs!
This is a great day for natures freaks. My mother’s cat, The Bunk a.k.a. Cosmo, as reached 29 pounds! The cat is now nearly 3 times the weight of the baby who is only 10 lbs. My mother reported this over the phone in hushed tones so as not to offend the enormously fat cat. The Bunk’s decadence extends beyond eating and may know no bounds; I understand he’s also abandon cleaning his hind quarters. He sprouted a cat dread-lock at the base of his tail, and the vet had to shave the lock. Now he’s an enormously fat cat with a shaved ass. I begged my mother for a picture of Bunk, but she refuses to send one out of consideration for the cat’s feelings.
Bunk originally lived with the Smoked Salmon and I. When the Smoked Salmon first brought home the beast, I thought that we should breed him with other large house cats and someday we’d have cats the size of Golden Retrievers. When the Poliwog was born, Bunk went to live with my mother, and she changed his name to Cosmo. Bunk (now Cosmo) had only lived inside apartments and hated going outside. However, after only one summer in my mother’s house, she had him running around outside as far as the trees at the end of the yard. She even taught Cosmo to hunt. Now fall has come and it is chilly in New England. Bunk gave up exercise, and has apparently taken to eating a lot.
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