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Best Job in America: Guy Who Buys Obama’s Smokes

I reckon that the best job in America is being the guy who is trusted with the solemn duty of buying Obama’s cigarettes.  You get to do a job for Obama that brings you into an inner circle, but doesn’t involve ‘taking a bullet for the big guy,’ or all that appearing before congressional subcommittees–what a bummer that would be.

It needs to be someone super dependable, but not corruptible, like the kids.  I’m guessing the guy who buys Obama’s smokes is also part of the basketball crew, and the irony of it all is just too obvious for anyone to mention.  My money is on Criag Robinson who’s Michelle’s bro.  It could be Robinson and Obama’s little secret bonding thing they do behind Michelle’s back.

I support Obama’s smoking.  A man needs a vice.  It helps a man retain a sense of dude-sovereignty, and for someone in Obama’s position smoking is far better than the usual alternatives: gambling, women, booze, drugs, etc.  Trust me on this people.  We’re all better off with Obama smoking.

7 Responses to “Best Job in America: Guy Who Buys Obama’s Smokes”

1. 

   will December 1st, 2009, 12:29 pm

   everyone knows smoking is cool
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   cfh December 4th, 2009, 3:33 am

   I guess I never mentioned, but I'm the guy who buys Obama's smokes.
3. 

   Allan December 16th, 2009, 11:19 am

   I read this profile one time of a guy who is basically Barack Obama's personal assistant and carries his (many) phones, gets manages the schedule, makes tea, etc. I'm guessing this is the guy who gets the smokes.

   Hey is it “Earshot preSENTS” like “here's what my earshot is presenting to you this evening” or is it “Earshot PREsents” like “I bought some presents for your earshot”?
4. 

   steve December 17th, 2009, 12:09 pm

   I think it's like Earshot presents you with holiday PRESENTS.
5. 

   Dubai Jobs January 15th, 2010, 8:19 am

   Smoking can be really so cool but it can also be deadly for it shortens the life span of a person
6. 

   Dubai Jobs January 15th, 2010, 3:19 pm

   Smoking can be really so cool but it can also be deadly for it shortens the life span of a person
7. 

   steve January 20th, 2010, 8:54 pm

   Good point. We must remember the kind advice of our Surgeon General, who is strongly recommends against smoking.

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