Cop: Spread your legs for me real quick? Hands on your head. There ya go. I see you shaking. You’re kinda making me nervous.
Man: It’s cold outside.
Cop: It’s cold?
Man: Yeah. It’s very.
Cop: What’s this right here?
Man: That’s my penis.
Cop: That’s your penis. Alright. Sorry about that.
Man: It’s alright.
Cop: Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
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