Best Job in America: Guy Who Buys Obama’s Smokes

I reckon that the best job in America is being the guy who is trusted with the solemn duty of buying Obama’s cigarettes. You get to do a job for Obama that brings you into an inner circle, but doesn’t involve ‘taking a bullet for the big guy,’ or all that appearing before congressional subcommittees–what a bummer that would be.

It needs to be someone super dependable, but not corruptible, like the kids. I’m guessing the guy who buys Obama’s smokes is also part of the basketball crew, and the irony of it all is just too obvious for anyone to mention. My money is on Criag Robinson who’s Michelle’s bro. It could be Robinson and Obama’s little secret bonding thing they do behind Michelle’s back.

I support Obama’s smoking. A man needs a vice. It helps a man retain a sense of dude-sovereignty, and for someone in Obama’s position smoking is far better than the usual alternatives: gambling, women, booze, drugs, etc. Trust me on this people. We’re all better off with Obama smoking.

Posted by steve on Dec 1st, 2009 and is filed under Bluefish Canoe. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Dubai Jobs

Smoking can be really so cool but it can also be deadly for it shortens the life span of a person

Allan

I read this profile one time of a guy who is basically Barack Obama's personal assistant and carries his (many) phones, gets manages the schedule, makes tea, etc. I'm guessing this is the guy who gets the smokes.

Hey is it "Earshot preSENTS" like "here's what my earshot is presenting to you this evening" or is it "Earshot PREsents" like "I bought some presents for your earshot"?